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A Dumb Snowmobiler - 2/25/07

A friend of mine who operates one of the local groomers 1-2 times per week and who is a volunteer groomer driver was grooming one night about a month ago. While driving this large, heavy and long piece of machinery down the trail, a snowmobile approached in the opposite direction. My friend stopped the groomer and the snowmobile stopped about 100 feet in front of it. The snowmobile just sat there in the middle of the trail and after a few minutes my friend got out of the groomer and walked over to the snowmobile thinking that there might be something wrong. When he asked the driver of the snowmobile what was wrong, he said "I'm just waiting for you to go around me". The groomer driver then informed this rocket scientist that snowmobiles get out of the way of the groomer not the other way around. When the groomer driver sensed there might be something wrong, he was right. The snowmobile driver was obviously brain dead!